Them Chickens Jackin' My Style

A guest blog by Mr. Cutthroat 6:00 PM Mr. Cutthroat here. I'm live-blogging a "stress relief event", which means people shopping, while Mrs. Cutthroat spins and talks yarn. There are a couple other vendors here: Mary Kay, Jewlery, etc. And there are sandwiches--my favorite part. We just had our first interaction...one card given. Interest is peaked. 2nd interaction down and Cutthroat cards are flying off the table. Still haven't been given leave to grab a sandwich. 6:20 PM Another visitor, another card gone. Mrs Cutthroat is hustling while she spins. A person interested in looms. Here comes a story of me not allowing Mrs. Cutthroat a giant floor loom. I'm such a bad guy! 6:30 PM Still no sandwich... 6:35 PM A person stopped by that is interested in lessons. Mrs. Cutthroat does offer lessons. She's been practicing on her friends--even if they don't want to learn to knit. 6:40 PM Mrs. Cutthroat was just described as "the lady who puts the yarn on the knit." 6:42 PM Another friend of a knitter. There must be a "friends of knitters" meeting next door. are people embarrassed to admit being a knitter? 6:43 PM No sandwich 6:45 PM Black Eyed Peas are playing and the Mary Kay lady is pushing liquid botox. Coincidence, I think not. I'm looking at you Fergie! 6:50 PM Our first knitter! She signed up to receive Cutthroat Yarn's E-newsletter. Have you? Email cutthroatyarn@gmail.com to receive periodic updates and discounts right now! 7:03 PM Ran into one of our brave military men. He was talking about how knitted scarves are important to helping keep our soliders warm and their armor from scratching their neck. Mrs. Cutthroat should become a defense contractor! We will be knitting scarves to send off to our brave soliders. 7:21 PM A husband just found Christmas gifts for his wife from Cutthroat Yarn! 7:28 PM Sandwich acquired. 7:29 PM Sandwich gone. Overall, a positive experience for Cutthroat Yarn and I didn't have to make dinner either! Also, I received some liquid botox from the Mary Kay lady.